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Cultivation Chat Group
by Legend of the Paladin
One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.However, after lur…
Picked Up A Husband For Farming
by Wuxia
The miracle doctor, Xu Qing, accidentally fell into the water and died. When she opened her eyes again, she found herself having transmigrated into a farming novel. Then, she felt excruciating pain in the lower half of her body. Xu Qing looked down in disbelief. As a thirty-year-old unmarried single woman, she was in the midst of giving birth to a child! Staring at the three babies who were barely breathing, Xu Qing almost went mad. Why did she suddenly become a mother of three? Her father excla…
Worldwide Beasttaming: I Can Design Evolution Lines
by Simple Rhythm
# MONSTERPETMu Xuan transmigrated to a dangerous world of beast tamers. Fortunately, after he successfully formed a contract with a beast, he awakened two major cheats consecutively: bloodline extraction and merging as well as an information panel.Hence, Mu Xuan extracted bloodlines and designed the strongest beast evolution lines until he became the strongest beast tamer.The world was beneath his feet and the sky was not that far out of reach!Icy Crystal Spirit evolved into Icy Crystal Frost Po…
The Mafias Dirty Little Slut(18+)
by Babyauthor
HIGHLY RATED(18+)Author's warnings: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN HIGHLY SEXUAL CONTENT, ABUSE, ILLEGAL ACTIONS AND DEATH.IF YOU CANT WITHSTAND ANY OF THIS MENTIONED ABOVE, KINDLY PASS BECAUSE IT'S NOT FOR THE WEAK.--------"There are rules binding this contract, Isabella", Leonardo said to me while staring deeply into my eyes .A shivered ran through my whole body when I heard his cold deep voice. I stared back into his sexy green eyes before I spoke confidentially,"And what's that?". I asked."Rule numbe…
OUR FAMILY'S DIRTY AND SCANDALOUS SECRETS
by GEEGEE
Secrets! Secrets! And many more secrets!This was something that everyone on the planet, rich or poor, had in common.This also applied to my family. As I grew older, I became more interested in delving deeper into trying to learn for myself what my parents were hiding from me. I had not imagined, however, that the farther I delved into the issue, the more questions I began to ask myself.I began to consider how heinous and horrifying all of these family secrets would appear to the public if they w…
Chat Group For Magicians
by Kyosei
(Warning: This is under revision. Don't blame me if you don't understand the story)Transferring to Tokyo after his parents died, Kazuma Fukuyama moved to the old house his parents owned and start his new life as an independent person living alone in Tokyo.However, things will change the moment he stumbled upon a huge discovery after inputting a code that was meant to enter a group chat for his classmates in school. Instead of getting inside the group chat with his soon-to-be classmates, he found…
Crossing The Lines
by BlueSapphire_dust
This is a story of a woman who is adventurous, a woman who likes to play safe, and a cautious man. Alexandra, Amelia, and Adrian are best of friends for as long as they can remember. They know each other's strengths and weaknesses; they even know each other's secrets and dating history. They find comfort from one another and promised to be always there for each other no matter what. But what if love enters their harmonious friendship? Will they fight or waver? Will they keep the boundaries they …
Picking Up a Gorgeous CEO for a Wife
by Wind Traceless
On a dark and windy night, the legendary military hero Qin Yu found a stunningly beautiful and drunk CEO. From then on, Qin Yu's life was completely transformed...
Dirty Desires of Ex's Brother
by Lyra TaleSmith
Abigail was always curious about the BDSM world in movies, but her relationship with her boyfriend Max was too simple to ever explore those things.Until she discovers Max’s dirty secret, and in her search for revenge, she plays with fire in the form of Charles, the billionaire half brother, who shows her that all her dirty dreams can become true.Dirty Desires of Ex's Brother is created by Lyra TaleSmith, an eGlobal Creative Publishing signed author.
Dirty Little Lies
by Sadiya_Aliyu
“... Till death do us apart.” It was a love promise.Nicolás Moreno has lived his life under the shadows, he was a name whispered for his cruel ways and cold-heartedness, known for being a sadist whose only emotion was hate, his face was thought to be a reflection of his ugly heart.When one dinner changes everything for the gentle, kind Annalise Armillo, she finds herself in church the next day with a different identity and now to be married to the most loathsome person ever, and for a man who en…
Level up for intiative girl！
by kajiaforc
Joy Brown finds herself embroiled in a supernatural occurrence! Before her slumber, she had been in her own room, on her own bed. Yet, in her dreams, she found herself tangled with a man throughout the night! Upon waking, the soreness coursing through her body insisted that it was no dream — she had traversed into another world, into the pages of a tacky romance novel! Heavens, she wasn't even the protagonist of this story! Please, she was a expert in the world of romance novels, a level-ten exp…
DIRTY TRILOGY: DIRTY DESIRES
by DEADNARCO
Sumire Massoullevè, is one of the highest-paid actresses and entitled the top 1 most beautiful woman in the world. The sole daughter of one of the richest business tycoons couple in the country, Sumire has been known for being stubborn and persistent since she was a little girl, she was glamorous yet dark. Born spoiled, Sumire gets everything that she wanted. Being an actress is one of her dreams but dejected by her parents, she still pursues it. Despite having everything she wants, Sumire felt …
The CEO's dirty little secret
by L. G. Savage
Rules of Engagement1. Be available every Friday evening to Saturday morning.2. Be ready. (Groomed to my standards.)3. You're not to discuss this arrangement or details of this contract with anyone. 4. This is not a relationship, there will be no such expectations.5. Do not fall in love. This is grounds for dismissal...The rules of the contract are very clear. They are in place for a reason. So why does Evelyn think she can just walk out on him? Why does she think she can keep testing and pushing…
I'd Give Up The World For You
by Mcllorycat
Street smart city girl Daisy Miller gets a rude awakening, ending up not only in someone else's body but hundreds of years in the past! She never anticipated running an entire farm by herself but finds the peace and quiet a welcome change. Unfortunately, that peace is threatened by the arrival of a heavily injured boy who is clearly running from something.Rukelion Blaze trusts no one and cares about nothing but avenging his family and country after a brutal slaughter perpetrated by a neighboring…
Dirty Little Secret
by Lillith Mykals Kennedy
Reese, recently divorced has moved back home. She has landed a job with a huge company with a sexy CEO. She has no idea what kind of company she is working for until on her first day as Luca Myles personal assistant she walks into an adult film studio. Reese does not panic she embraces her new job and her new boss. Things get steamy on the first day.
Dirty Romance
by cheerolex
Emily Walter a scientist who works alongside a company which ultimate goal is the extinction of werewolves while keeping a werewolf as her husband.It won't be long before shed caught in between two brothers. But Emily wants one of them not realizing how much trouble she's bringing..
Christmas Pick Up Lines
by pandacornlova
Exactly what the title says. . . I got positive feedback on Book One and decided to share my Christmas book on here too! Why does this say book 4?- I already have 2 books other than this (just not published on this platform YET)The other two books:- Book 2 is currently being published- Book 3 is a Halloween Special, and will therefore be published in October IF you guys want it.
Sex Gods' Dirty Secret
by Caramel_Butter
Amber Star, a journalist with an easygoing life, had everything turned upside down when she stumbled upon a dark secret and in turn got her life entwined with something darker, leaving no room for an escape.Damian Stormborn, CEO of Starline Entertainment with a prestigious reputation as a sex god and every woman’s crazy dream man, had everything at his beck and call including a dirty secret that could ruin it all.Sadly, he had not counted on the fateful encounter that would reel a little rabbit …
LEVELLING UP
by LIGht Pen
SYNOPSIS---------The earth is suddenly invaded by aliens who call themselves the Daegi causing humanity to fight and prevent their extinction, when peace treaty is signed between the two forces, humanity realizes that there could be another upcoming war and the race to surpass their limits begin.---------Roshan, our young MC faces bullying and disgrace due to his lack of abilities and strength, but one day, he stumbles upon into a ditch and finds a book which granted him access to an unimaginabl…
DIRTY SECRET AH: my bad haters
by SUPER_WEIRDO
BOOK 1BOOK 2 SECRET's out ah*side note: No it's not just smut, it has a plot. The name has another meaning. You dirty-minded people! some scenes will be dark**ongoing editing*Meet Wu Jie Tyna; the third-born daughter of Chaos darkness. Also known as lady darkness. During the ongoing chaos war, Tyna had experienced her first death and was later reborn in her second life, due to her failure as the 100th legion General. In that life, on Gai (sometimes Gaia), known as Earth to many, Tyna had lived t…